Walt Disney, Rolly Crump, and the Tower of the Four Winds (x)
are we just gonna not talk about soulless black-eyed family emoji
the nurse gave me some valium before my surgery so i wouldn’t have a panic attack when they tried to put me under and just when it was starting to kick in i met my anesthesiologist, who told me I have the same name as his kid and I just nodded thoughtfully and said ‘we must battle so i can become the alpha’ and my dad nearly fell out of his chair he was laughing so hard
There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”
lmfao, I’m sorry, but that gif just had me rollin’ for a good minute.
That was perfect.
"Over the break I’ve decided to assign some —"
"There’s one minute left so sit down and solve this —"
"I don’t care if you have three tests tomorrow, it’s not my job to —"